Wild at Heart

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young woman!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don’t know, well it’ll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .

"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed
and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the food that I
made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor girl ate it all up.

Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. At the door, she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy – read and learn why! 

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here’s an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Femmes & Fellas, share this with fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40, to show you appreciate them.

+ 7 facts on Men +

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth). 

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20’s) 

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 

6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically called "prostatic congestion." 

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+ 5 facts on Ladies +
   

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.   

+ 3 facts on Both sexes +

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity on senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+ 6 Reasons Why Sex is Good+

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve blood circulation.

2) You won’t get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week, you are less likely to get sick.

3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have regular sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you, which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

6) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

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Living With Multiple Sclerosis
By Piet Mesmer

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO TREATMENT AND MANAGEMENT OF MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS (MS)

2.5 million people worldwide and 350,000 Americans are diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis (MS) every year learn how to protect yourself and improve your quality of life!

Are you one of the millions of people living with MS? Are you constantly searching for cures, treatment options and information about your condition?  Do you even know if you have MS?

Did you know that there are different types and symptoms of MS?

Did you know that common symptoms can be confused with other diseases?  Here are just a few:

- Partial loss of vision or total loss of vision in one eye
- Double vision
- General weakness
- Change in sensation of hands, legs, and face
- Unsteady walking with acute balance problems

These symptoms may not show to a great degree in some cases. Also, they may come and go. Many people only notice mild effects in the early stages which they either ignore or do not ask their Doctor about.

If you or someone you know suffers from or suspects MS, it is important to learn everything you can get your hands on about this life-altering condition.

MS affects an entire family, not just one individual.  MS need not be deadly.  There are available treatments that can help the person with this disease lead a normal, active life.

Death is only the result of untreated complications such as kidney dysfunction and when severe depression leads to suicide.  This is why information is so important.

Other Facts about MS Taken Directly from
Living With Multiple Sclerosis

1. Multiple Sclerosis may be malignant in rare cases and prove fatal.

2. Until the year 1993, there were no medicines, but there are currently six approved drugs, that are sometimes effective in controlling the disease.

3. The chances of children inheriting the disease from their parents are between 1% and 5%.

4. It affects 2.5 million individuals worldwide.

5. Canada has a significant risk of Multiple Sclerosis. More than 50,000 Canadians have Multiple Sclerosis.

6. Twice as many women as men suffer from this disease.

7. Multiple Sclerosis mostly strikes people between the ages of 20 and 40.

8. The symptoms of this disease vary. They may include blurred vision, loss of balance, extreme fatigue, stiff muscles as well as bowel and bladder difficulties.

While there is no known cure for MS, the good news is with proper information, you may be able to diagnose and take control with treatment. 

Living With Multiple Sclerosis is the best way to learn.  You can try sorting through the hundreds of books and sites about MS or you can get your answers right here.

Living With Multiple Sclerosis is the best guide that teaches you everything you need to know about MS without wasting hours of your time OR your hard earned money?

We know what it is like to search for information, to seek answers where there seem to be so many. It’s hard to tell fact from fiction when it comes to disease.

This is the only guide you’ll ever need to learn everything there is about healing your life.

Here is just a sampling of what you’ll learn in our up-to-date guide:

- Find out what the different types of MS are and how they affect people differently.
- Discover the most common categories of MS so you can learn how to handle it.
- Learn the causes of MS
- Learn about the link between MS and the immune system.
- Discover who is at risk for MS.
- How to get a proper diagnosis.
- Find out what treatment methods are best for you.

Discover what it means to have MS and deal with it on a daily basis so you may improve your quality of life and life-expectancy.

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About the author: Piet Mesmer

Piet Mesmer has friends and a close relative that are living with Multiple Sclerosis.

He wanted to learn about the condition because he heard so many conflicting theories and rumors. Few people were willing to discuss it and Piet felt that a guide to the subject could be helpful to others like him that dealt with people who had the disease and their families.

He hopes that many people will be able to use this layman’s guide as a starting point in their own search for knowledge, and to counter some of the “old wives’ tales” that circulate, discourage or frighten people whose lives are touched by Multiple Sclerosis.

Piet emphasizes that on-going research is bringing new information and hope into this area. People should always consult their own Doctors and other medical professionals about their condition and the best ways to manage and treat it.

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