Wild at Heart

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young woman!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don’t know, well it’ll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .

"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed
and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the food that I
made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor girl ate it all up.

Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. At the door, she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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