If you are above 21, you could already be infected
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.
And should you wish to totally eliminate WORK from your life, like me – sitting at home online sharing jokes and blogs, and earning money leveraging your time and having thousands of associates/affiliates do the work for which you get paid, then do contact me for further instructions !
