After months of speculation, Pak Lah today disolved Parliment, paving the way for the 12th General Elections. Tentative dates for nomination is Feb 24th with Polling on saturday March 8th.

Please make sure that if you are above 21 and a registered voter, you do take the time off on your sunday to choose wisely.

The honesty, integrity and credibility of the leadership and every government policy, from education to religious issues, will affect the money in your pocket and the future wealth and freedom of your parents, kids and grand kids. So make your vote count.

I am available for normination, so if you cant decide on who you want, you can always elect me!.

The future is in your hands, so please think carefully and vote wisely on March 8th Saturday.

Then brace yourself after the election is over. Some things will go up while others will go down. Expect price increases in electricity, petrol, transport, food and every basic necessity. And the 2 things going down will be the KLCI and your disposable income and savings.

Check your voter registration and polling station location and polling stream details here using just your IC number - http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftarbi.asp

What does actor Edison Chen, pop star Gillian Chung, married actress Cecilia Cheung and soon to be married ex actress Bobo Chan, Candice Chan, Mandy Chen, Rachael Ngan and health minister Chua Soi Lek have in common?.

All of them have been caught on film,  doing quote "naive and silly" things with someone,  quote "a personal friend", other than their legal spouse.

Even at the pc shop today while upgrading my desktop, the staff seem to be so engrossed in this hongkong actresses and pop star scandal.

Well if you are really interested in viewing the 100+ photos,  you can find them here - http://www.phimhongkong.com/ or this updated link - http://thegutterpost.blogspot.com/

Gillette should go sign up Gillian Chung, Cecilia Cheung & Bobo Chan to promote their shavers.

Thanks Edison Chen - it’s not often that we can see Hongkong actresses, truly doing what they do best - being normal horny ladies and willing to be captured on film for the world to see.

49 and still going strong. But suddenly its not the 40s anymore, but I describe it as nearly 50!.

Funny how people think age matters, when in fact no one cares how young or how old you are chronologically.

Biologically, it’s a different story. That’s what matters the most - how you look and how you feel. If you feel old, you certainly will look and act old.

So the key to staying young is to feel young, act young and your body and all the important parts, I may add, will somehow stay young and with full of energy.

While I received 86 birthday personal greetings, calls,  kisses, sms and emails from family and friends, some of the cloest friends never remembered. Oh well, maybe it’s time to focus on those that remembered me.

Thanks again for remembering me. On that same note, if I have not yet wishes you on your birthday, do give me your birthdate and I will certainly keep in touch - at least once every year, before it’s too late. Here’s the link again to key in your birthdate - http://www.birthdayalarm.com/dob/8441125a3548714b363

But if we have personally met up, then do sms me your birthdate and I will certainly call or sms you on your birthday.

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear or are about to repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students…?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That’s correct," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a moment to test what you’re going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary…"

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you’re not certain it’s true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really…"

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

Today February 4th, is World Cancer Day.

While most cancers can only be detected late, Breast Cancer is the only cancer that you can detect early, and thus allow a 100% recovery rate.

So what’s your excuse for not checking your breasts monthly?. If you say no time or don’t know how, then I am sure there are so many qualified volunteers who will gladly take 20 mins monthly, to check your precious assets for you.

Think about your kids, your spouse, your siblings, your parents and even your friends. No one wants to get Breast Cancer, but if you can just do your monthly Breast Self Examination, using the BSE Pad, then you can detect any lumps early and thus seek treatment early.

Remember 70% of all lumps you detect are not cancerous, so please get it done today, for the sake of your loved ones and those that depend on you.

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME______________________________________  DATE OF BIRTH______________

HEIGHT____________  WEIGHT_____________  IQ__________  GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________  DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS__________________________  CITY/STATE___________  ZIP_____

Do you have parents? ___Yes  ___No
If No, explain:
_______________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ________________________________

If less than your age, explain ________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________

Do you own a van? _______________

A truck with oversized tires? _______________

A waterbed?_______________

A pickup with a mattress in the back?_______________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or a navel ring? _______________

A tattoo?_______________

(IF YES TO THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?______________________

______________________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

______________________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________________

Church you attend ____________________________________________________

How often you attend _________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________

Answer by filling in the blank.  Please answer freely, all answers are
confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

_____________________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

_____________________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

_____________________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

_____________________________________________________________________

What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________

_____________________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________________

What is the current going rate of a hotel room? _____________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE
BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE
AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER
TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

_____________________________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

Thank you for your interest.  Please allow four to six years for
processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.  Please do not
try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you
injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two
gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch
your back).